"My Trip to the Store"  There was a bit of confusion at

"My Trip to the Store" 
There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store this morning. 
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." 
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed. 
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. 
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. 
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!