GOP Party Platform - so which ones are for the working class? Oh I got it the one that brings back back alley abortions - somebody has to make the coat hangers. More jobs - right?
1. Tax cuts for the rich: Yep give to the rich and Uncle Scrooge will trickle on your head Tiny Tim
2. Deregulate the banks: I got cash. I guess if folks want to give me more of their shit for nothing with another depression I can find a way to spend the profits.
3. Stop consumer protection: Snake oil sales men get ready for the good times to roll
4. Start repealing environmental laws: Who needs to breath clean air or drink clean water - bunch of pussys
5. Start shrinking unions and union labor: Yep the boss will take such good care of you. Shut up, keep your head down and work regardless of the conditions.
6. Privatize federal railway service: Yep, god knows the 1% don't own enough yet.
7. No change in federal minimum wage: Somebody has to pay for the stuff Trump wants to buy.
8. Cut government salaries and benefits: Yeah, well except the congress, supreme court and executive branches. That leaves just those pesky middle class government people
9. Appoint anti-choice Supreme Court justices: Yep, back alley abortions.
10. Appoint anti-LGBT and anti-Obamacare justices: Sure thing we gonna cure those gays
11. Legalize anti-LGBT discrimination: It's just unAmerican to not be able to roll a queer.
12. Make Christianity a national religion: Taliban anyone?
13. Loosen campaign finance loopholes and dark money: Poor rich folks are just underrepresented and besides God only gives wealth to good god fearing folks.
14. Loosen gun controls nationwide: Population has to be controlled. I say arm the kindergarteners at every recess and in 60 years the social security problem is solved.
15. Pass an anti-choice constitutional amendment: Again?
16. End federal funding for Planned Parenthood: Yep, breast cancer is a poor woman's disease
18. Oppose stem cell scientific research: Great idea. We already have longevity going down if we can get it below 60 no more medicare and social security.
19. Oppose executive branch policy making: A two legged stoll works just as well as one with three legs - especially if one leg is black and uppity.
20. Oppose efforts to end the electoral college because you were for ending it until it was in your favor but be ready to be for ending it in the future just in case it serves our purpose.
21. No labeling of GMO ingredients in food products: Who would ever need top make any food for it's God Made Organisms?
22. Open America’s shores to more oil and gas drilling: The gulf is actually better for the Deep Horizons. The oily water stops alot of the UV rays.
23. Build the Keystone XL Pipeline: Even though Canada stopped oil sands development due to cheap oil. We can send maple syrup from Canada using the pipeline and looking at the waist size in most southern states they gonna need a buncha dat chit.
24. Ignore global climate change agreements: Why not. We don't believe in it but we do believe men and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
25. Privatize Medicare, the health plan for seniors: Get that longevity back to the glory days 1920's and we got no medicare or social security.
26. Turn Medicaid, the poor’s health plan, over to states: Those republican governors just don't have enough graft yet.
27. No increasing Social Security benefits by taxing the rich: How you gonna trickle if you gonna tax the 1%
28. Repeal Obamacare: Absolutely. I heard those sickly poor folks going to high end malls to cough and sneeze and slime all they can just to help those folks use up all that extra medical care they gonna git
29. Give internet service providers monopoly control: I love how freedom loving these repugs are.
30. Make English the official U.S. language: It is already dimwits.
31. Support traditional marriage but no other families: Of course - who thought any differently. Get ready for the fun kiddies.
32. Privatize government services in the name of fighting poverty: Sure, they did such a great job with prisons.
33. Require bible study in public schools: Great, we can pray for our daily bread because Trumps economy won't be creating any.
34. Replace traditional public schools with privatized options: Great choice nitwits. Those pesky public schools increase my taxes when my kids go to a private school. I hate paying for your kids schools. Make me happy and end public education altogether and do the manual work you were fit for. Let my kids take the college required jobs. We don't need upward mobility for the working class. Farm animals don't move up - why should white middle class families. Shut up and put on the harness we got fields to plow.
35. Replace sex education with abstinence-only approaches: Really? You nuts heard of Tender? Know how many college girls finance their educations with sugar daddies? The genie is out of the bottle and good luck getting those gals back in it.
36. Privatize student loans instead of lowering interest rates: WOW great middleclass news here. Send your kid to college so he can come back home and live with you. Every family needs a college educated freeloader to cut the grass and take out the garbage.
37. Dramatically increase Pentagon budget: Gonna need it and I doubt the 1% will be attending that party - nope middle class white kids mostly in the combat arms.
38. Cancel Iran nuclear treaty and expand nuclear arsenal: Hell it's been more than half a century since we lit off a nuke. Time to really have a 4th of July.
39. Reaffirm support for Israel and slam sanctions movement: Yep even handed worked so well we haven't been able to sell weapons to both sides as we did in the first Israeli war in the dessert. Let's make some money. Best kind of blood money is when foreign kids die.
1. Tax cuts for the rich: Yep give to the rich and Uncle Scrooge will trickle on your head Tiny Tim
2. Deregulate the banks: I got cash. I guess if folks want to give me more of their shit for nothing with another depression I can find a way to spend the profits.
3. Stop consumer protection: Snake oil sales men get ready for the good times to roll
4. Start repealing environmental laws: Who needs to breath clean air or drink clean water - bunch of pussys
5. Start shrinking unions and union labor: Yep the boss will take such good care of you. Shut up, keep your head down and work regardless of the conditions.
6. Privatize federal railway service: Yep, god knows the 1% don't own enough yet.
7. No change in federal minimum wage: Somebody has to pay for the stuff Trump wants to buy.
8. Cut government salaries and benefits: Yeah, well except the congress, supreme court and executive branches. That leaves just those pesky middle class government people
9. Appoint anti-choice Supreme Court justices: Yep, back alley abortions.
10. Appoint anti-LGBT and anti-Obamacare justices: Sure thing we gonna cure those gays
11. Legalize anti-LGBT discrimination: It's just unAmerican to not be able to roll a queer.
12. Make Christianity a national religion: Taliban anyone?
13. Loosen campaign finance loopholes and dark money: Poor rich folks are just underrepresented and besides God only gives wealth to good god fearing folks.
14. Loosen gun controls nationwide: Population has to be controlled. I say arm the kindergarteners at every recess and in 60 years the social security problem is solved.
15. Pass an anti-choice constitutional amendment: Again?
16. End federal funding for Planned Parenthood: Yep, breast cancer is a poor woman's disease
18. Oppose stem cell scientific research: Great idea. We already have longevity going down if we can get it below 60 no more medicare and social security.
19. Oppose executive branch policy making: A two legged stoll works just as well as one with three legs - especially if one leg is black and uppity.
20. Oppose efforts to end the electoral college because you were for ending it until it was in your favor but be ready to be for ending it in the future just in case it serves our purpose.
21. No labeling of GMO ingredients in food products: Who would ever need top make any food for it's God Made Organisms?
22. Open America’s shores to more oil and gas drilling: The gulf is actually better for the Deep Horizons. The oily water stops alot of the UV rays.
23. Build the Keystone XL Pipeline: Even though Canada stopped oil sands development due to cheap oil. We can send maple syrup from Canada using the pipeline and looking at the waist size in most southern states they gonna need a buncha dat chit.
24. Ignore global climate change agreements: Why not. We don't believe in it but we do believe men and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
25. Privatize Medicare, the health plan for seniors: Get that longevity back to the glory days 1920's and we got no medicare or social security.
26. Turn Medicaid, the poor’s health plan, over to states: Those republican governors just don't have enough graft yet.
27. No increasing Social Security benefits by taxing the rich: How you gonna trickle if you gonna tax the 1%
28. Repeal Obamacare: Absolutely. I heard those sickly poor folks going to high end malls to cough and sneeze and slime all they can just to help those folks use up all that extra medical care they gonna git
29. Give internet service providers monopoly control: I love how freedom loving these repugs are.
30. Make English the official U.S. language: It is already dimwits.
31. Support traditional marriage but no other families: Of course - who thought any differently. Get ready for the fun kiddies.
32. Privatize government services in the name of fighting poverty: Sure, they did such a great job with prisons.
33. Require bible study in public schools: Great, we can pray for our daily bread because Trumps economy won't be creating any.
34. Replace traditional public schools with privatized options: Great choice nitwits. Those pesky public schools increase my taxes when my kids go to a private school. I hate paying for your kids schools. Make me happy and end public education altogether and do the manual work you were fit for. Let my kids take the college required jobs. We don't need upward mobility for the working class. Farm animals don't move up - why should white middle class families. Shut up and put on the harness we got fields to plow.
35. Replace sex education with abstinence-only approaches: Really? You nuts heard of Tender? Know how many college girls finance their educations with sugar daddies? The genie is out of the bottle and good luck getting those gals back in it.
36. Privatize student loans instead of lowering interest rates: WOW great middleclass news here. Send your kid to college so he can come back home and live with you. Every family needs a college educated freeloader to cut the grass and take out the garbage.
37. Dramatically increase Pentagon budget: Gonna need it and I doubt the 1% will be attending that party - nope middle class white kids mostly in the combat arms.
38. Cancel Iran nuclear treaty and expand nuclear arsenal: Hell it's been more than half a century since we lit off a nuke. Time to really have a 4th of July.
39. Reaffirm support for Israel and slam sanctions movement: Yep even handed worked so well we haven't been able to sell weapons to both sides as we did in the first Israeli war in the dessert. Let's make some money. Best kind of blood money is when foreign kids die.
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