For Bhawks and anyone else with a sense of humor!
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Posted On: 11/27/2016 9:09:31 PM
For Bhawks and anyone else with a sense of humor!
RETIRED DOCTOR
An elderly, retired doctor became very bored in his retirement, so decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. JONES clinic. Get your treatment for £500, if not cured, get back £1,000."
A young physician, Doctor MALLARD, saw the sign.
He was positive that the old doctor didn't know anything about modern medicine, and thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000.
So he went to see the old doctor.
Dr. MALLARD: "Dr. JONES, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me?"
Dr. JONES: "Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in Dr. YOUNG's mouth."
Dr. MALLARD: “Aaagh! This is petrol!"
Dr. JONES: "Congratulations! You have your taste back.
That will be £500."
Dr. MALLARD: Gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. MALLARD: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr JONES: "Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. MALLARD: "Oh, no you don't, that's petrol!"
Dr. JONES: "Congratulations! You have your memory back.
That will be £500."
After having lost £1,000, Dr. MALLARD leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. MALLARD: "My eyesight has become weak… I can hardly see anything!
Dr. JONES: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your £1,000 back."
Giving him a £10 note.
Dr. Mallard: "But this is only £10!”
Dr JONES: "Congratulations! You have your vision back!;
That will be £500."
MORAL OF STORY:
Just because you're young doesn’t mean you can outsmart an old guy.
REMEMBER:
Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.
RETIRED DOCTOR
An elderly, retired doctor became very bored in his retirement, so decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. JONES clinic. Get your treatment for £500, if not cured, get back £1,000."
A young physician, Doctor MALLARD, saw the sign.
He was positive that the old doctor didn't know anything about modern medicine, and thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000.
So he went to see the old doctor.
Dr. MALLARD: "Dr. JONES, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me?"
Dr. JONES: "Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in Dr. YOUNG's mouth."
Dr. MALLARD: “Aaagh! This is petrol!"
Dr. JONES: "Congratulations! You have your taste back.
That will be £500."
Dr. MALLARD: Gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. MALLARD: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr JONES: "Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. MALLARD: "Oh, no you don't, that's petrol!"
Dr. JONES: "Congratulations! You have your memory back.
That will be £500."
After having lost £1,000, Dr. MALLARD leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. MALLARD: "My eyesight has become weak… I can hardly see anything!
Dr. JONES: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your £1,000 back."
Giving him a £10 note.
Dr. Mallard: "But this is only £10!”
Dr JONES: "Congratulations! You have your vision back!;
That will be £500."
MORAL OF STORY:
Just because you're young doesn’t mean you can outsmart an old guy.
REMEMBER:
Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.
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NASDAQ DIP and RIP
Here is the best word that describes what i do here.
Intuitive;
means having the ability to understand or know something without any direct evidence or reasoning process.
I was born with it, I'm truly blessed!
Alway's searching for winners'