You clearly have a sound investing mind. Scared to

You clearly have a sound investing mind. Scared to take risk. First investment idea you think of more valuable than the much more profitable start up company(stocks) and ballsy with 100% return with no risk is picking up cans? Sounds like your in preparation for prison after all dear with all the shorting your friends were doing. You gave them 4000 shares worth. Why? Get your money back to make the calls outbound in prison, return the favor and have enough change for the extra soap you may drop when encountering a mans anaconda hahaahaha!!!!!