The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor 

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Lmcat

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor 
Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper 
wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

AGENT:  I need a list of your employees and how much you pay 
them.

RANCHER:  Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for
3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged guy.  He works about 18 
hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, 
and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he 
can cope with life.  He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

AGENT:  That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally 
challenged one.

RANCHER:  That would be me.