I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherin
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Posted On: 11/10/2016 9:28:06 AM
I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state.
Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you’.
Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard.
Microwave broke and I had to cook on the stove like freaking Betty Rubble.
United Airlines just tried to charge me $25 for the bags under my eyes.
They agreed upon 'almond milk' when the original name – flavoured nut water – was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason…
If I ever go missing, put up fliers saying I left a dog in a hot car so people will actually look for me.
I spraypainting "CHEATER" on my car to make it look like im sexually active
I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know
Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you’.
Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard.
Microwave broke and I had to cook on the stove like freaking Betty Rubble.
United Airlines just tried to charge me $25 for the bags under my eyes.
They agreed upon 'almond milk' when the original name – flavoured nut water – was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason…
If I ever go missing, put up fliers saying I left a dog in a hot car so people will actually look for me.
I spraypainting "CHEATER" on my car to make it look like im sexually active
I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know
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