No pictures--use you imagination for the bulls!
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Posted On: 09/29/2016 5:44:06 PM
No pictures--use you imagination for the bulls!
My wife and I went to the Agricultural Show and one
of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said...
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs...Smiled and
said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once
a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said...
'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW, That's
almost 3 times a week! You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said...
THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my
ribs, and she said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY
learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was
with the same cow...'
My wife and I went to the Agricultural Show and one
of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said...
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs...Smiled and
said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once
a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said...
'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW, That's
almost 3 times a week! You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said...
THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my
ribs, and she said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY
learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was
with the same cow...'
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