I envy you w/ being able to keep this fiasco at a distance....I can't watch, haven't got the stomach for it...that guy makes me ill. But there's really no need, they've said it all before & as for tonites event, I'm sure it went something like this:
In this corner, Mr.Trump

and in this corner, Mrs.Clinton

Now lets get down to business:

Haha, I won:

No you didn't, I won: