King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the w
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King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the wizard was showing him his latest invention. A chastity belt with a rather large hole in the most obvious place.
"This is no good, Merlin!" the King exclaimed,"just look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect the Queen?"
"Ah, sire, just observe," said Merlin. He then took an old magic wand and inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two.
"Merlin, you are a genius!" exclaimed the King. "Now I can leave knowing the Queen is protected.
After putting the Queen in the device he set out on his Crusade. Several months passed and upon the King's return he mmediately assembled all of his knights in the courtyard for a 'short arm' inspection. Sure enough, each one was either amputated or damaged, obviously by the guillotine. All of them except Sir Galahad.
"Only you" King Arthur exclaimed "my one and only true knight! Only you of all my nobles! What is in my power to grant you, Name it and it is yours!"
But alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.
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