Why I Like Retirement !!!  Question: How many da

Why I Like Retirement !!! 

Question: How many days in a week? 




Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 





Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? 


Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in the recliner. 


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? 




Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. 





Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 


Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. 

Very true 


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? 




Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. 



Sometime 15% 





Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? 


Answer: Tied shoes. 


Question:Why do retirees count pennies? 


Answer:They are the only ones who have the time. 





Question:What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? 


Answer:NUTS! So true 




Question: 

Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? 


Answer:They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. 





Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? 


Answer: Normal. 


Question:What is the best way to describe retirement? 




Answer: The never ending Coffee Break. 


Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? 




Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. 





Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? 


Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 






And, my very favorite.... 

QUESTION: What do you do all week? 




Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.