Housework Hubby Family Jokes Submitted by GDL
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Posted On: 09/01/2016 9:24:03 AM
Housework Hubby
Family Jokes
Submitted by GDL
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Just do it!"
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Work Jokes
Submitted by HENNE
Ron and John were building a house. John was on a ladder, nailing. He'd reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over his shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood.
Ron couldn't stand it any longer and yelled, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"
John explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me, I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it."
Ron replied, "What's wrong with you? Don't throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house."
Family Jokes
Submitted by GDL
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Just do it!"
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The Wrong Nails
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Submitted by HENNE
Ron and John were building a house. John was on a ladder, nailing. He'd reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over his shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood.
Ron couldn't stand it any longer and yelled, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"
John explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me, I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it."
Ron replied, "What's wrong with you? Don't throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house."
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