Two men were adrift in an open boat, and it looked
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"O Lord," he prayed, "I've broken most of thy commandments. I've been a hard drinker, I cheated on my wife, I gambled, but if my life is spared now I'll promise to never again..."
"Wait a minute, Jack," said his friend. "Before you promise anything, I think I see a sail."