Thought I'd check in after the morning's surf sess

Thought I'd check in after the morning's surf session with my nephew to see WTF is up and to no surprise, our resident Turd Bird checks in with his usual illiterate ramblings and daydreams of the Lone Star State. What a pathetic loser. But I digress; I don't need to tell anyone here that.....Well, back to the beach with a cooler full of coldbeers and watermelon. Gonna be 94 today, so we'll need them both. Wish everyone could join us today. Even that dipstick claiming to be a Texas native.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM-7wXkWtM8

Lord, help me to be the person that my dogs think I am...