Doctor: "The best time to take a bath is just befo
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Posted On: 07/12/2016 7:24:35 AM
Doctor: "The best time to take a bath is just before retiring."
Me: "You mean I don't need to take another bath 'til I'm 65?"
Doctor: "Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?"
Me: "Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper."
Doctor: "Sir, your check came back."
Me: "So did my arthritis."
Why did the doctor make a lousy kidnapper? Nobody could read his ransom notes.
Head nurse: "The patient doesn't seem to be doing very well with his new drip."
Other nurse: "No, I think he'd be better off with his old doctor."
Me: "You mean I don't need to take another bath 'til I'm 65?"
Doctor: "Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?"
Me: "Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper."
Doctor: "Sir, your check came back."
Me: "So did my arthritis."
Why did the doctor make a lousy kidnapper? Nobody could read his ransom notes.
Head nurse: "The patient doesn't seem to be doing very well with his new drip."
Other nurse: "No, I think he'd be better off with his old doctor."
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