LOL! You've worn out the 'thanks for proving....'
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Your lack of specificity about your 'service' strongly suggests that there was none. Nothing wrong with that, save for keyboard commandos like you false-bragging on it.
I'll bet that the closest you ever came to a uniform was when you opened the door to buy girl scout cookies or when you were pulled over for a DUI!
I'd tell you start doing 'up and downs' with your footlocker, but you'd have no more a clue about that then you now do about anything else in you life.