Apparently, it takes men longer to shop on the
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on the Internet than at an actual store - but that's because there are no naked women at the store.
I just bought some Viagra online.
Now I have more pop-ups than ever.
I found lots of pictures of corpses on
the Internet, then I found out that's not what my wife meant when she said: "Let's go body surfing."
In the future I'm going to date girls on Amazon,
because they'll be sure to recommend other girls I might like.
What do lumberjacks like most about the Internet
Logging on and off.
I love EBay.
I sold my homing pigeon eight times last month.