A man was riding a bus, minding his own business,

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the
gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come
on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this
nice man next to us."


Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she
said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it
to this nice man here."


A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come
on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops
ago!"