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A Message From Her Majesty The Queen As you kno

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Posted On: 04/25/2016 9:54:07 AM
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Posted By: getmoreshares
A Message From Her Majesty The Queen

As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been f#$%$:'"= horribilus. The Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by queries about our handling of finances, investigated for our Saudi and foundation connection, tormented about low paying speeches on Wall Street and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi ? in the furthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, also many questions about my Royal e-mails.
Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you the people. For the next several months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Mart's and beside you in your Chipotle's. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land sharing your poverty and needs with you.
How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor we had to remove thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given just enough for us to scrape by.
During those difficult times we had to cut back. When The Princess of Manhattan was married, we only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding. I remember our hopes as she moved into her $10 million dollar apartment, that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting. We were pleased to hear that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge decided to name their daughter after our Princess Charlotte - how nice. So as I travel across our land to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you. Then when the time for the royal election comes, I know that all of these problems will just melt away and you will crown me as your sovereign monarch so that we can all live happily ever after and I can rob you blind!

With sincerest of sincerities (note: I am a pathological liar and cheat),

HRC, Imperial Wizardess


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