Amazing, simple home remedies: 1. Avoid cutt
Post# of 5246
Posted On: 04/01/2016 5:40:26 PM
Amazing, simple home remedies:
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with females about returning the toilet seat down by using the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure. Remember to set a time.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
Thought for the day: Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but do bring a smile to your face when they are pushed down the stairs.
Life is unfair. Learn to deal with it.
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with females about returning the toilet seat down by using the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure. Remember to set a time.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
Thought for the day: Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but do bring a smile to your face when they are pushed down the stairs.
Life is unfair. Learn to deal with it.
(2)
(0)Scroll down for more posts ▼