Here's why I might be on the wrong planet, on the

Here's why I might be on the wrong planet, on the way to work this morning I had to fill up with gas, I go inside to pay and there's a line of people so I get in line and start talking to the fella and lady in front of me, I'm sharing my late night Doctors visit and what he prescribed me. The fella shouts out and says that's the same prescription my Doctor gave me, his wife says it has worked wonders my husband has never been happier after getting a position in DUTV his Doctor has a position too, then with out warning everyone in line says me to we all have positions in DUTV cashiers says next and ask what's the ticker symbol the lady shouts out "DUTV cashier leaves the building and heads over to Scottrade to open an account.
Just before he bolted he said gas is free today.
Everyone I run into has shares of DUTV , I get to work and my supervisor has shares sister calls she has shares. OMG

Seems everyone one on this planet has shares lol