The Wedding
A groom passes down the aisle of the church
The Wedding
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place
by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has
the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says,
Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but whats
up? You look so excited.
The groom replies, I just had the best blow job I have ever
had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman
who gave it to me.
The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has
the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor
notices this and says, I know youre happy to be getting married,
but whats up? You look so excited.
The bride replies, I have just given the last blow job of
my entire life!
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