There's a continuum of bat-sh*t from conspiracies

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This Guy Thinks a Bunch of Congresspeople Are Undercover Martians

And he has easy access to any gun he wants.



By Charles P. Pierce

Mar 9, 2016

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Earlier on Wednesday afternoon, I was standing shoeless and beltless at the security checkpoint in the Detroit airport, my laptop in a separate bin and not an ounce of illicit liquid anywhere in my baggage and on my person, and I was pondering how wonderful our system is that a guy with a felony attempted-murder warrant on him in a fairly high-profile shooting can get on a plane in Boise and make it all the way to the White House fence before anyone notices anything amiss.


On Saturday, Remington had delivered the invocation at a Cruz rally in Coeur d'Alene. Following the shooting, an Altar Church official said, the pastor was doing "absolutely fine," according to the Los Angeles Times. The church held a vigil on Monday. On Tuesday, as the manhunt for Odom continued in Idaho, Secret Service officers apprehended the former Marine in Washington, D.C., after he threw "unknown material" over the White House fence at around 8:30 p.m., the agency said in a statement.

The material was nonhazardous and included flash drives, law enforcement authorities said. Odom's arrest at the South Fence of the White House happened without incident. Secret Service officers then discovered the warrant for Odom in connection with the Idaho shooting after entering his information into a database.

The Secret Service said in a statement that it is coordinating with the Coeur d'Alene Police Department. Coeur d'Alene police said Odom had sent letters and flash drives containing electronic documents to his parents and to news agencies.

And what documents they were. Apparently, Mr. Odom shot the preacher in Idaho because he thought the preacher was a hypersexual amphibian-humanoid Martian, and he came all the way to D.C. to warn us all about the hypersexual amphibian-humanoid Martians in Congress. One of them looks remarkably like the Grinch.


In a 30+ pages manifesto, Odom wrote that the man he shot, Pastor Tim Remington, was "a martian" and a "member of an ancient civilization from Mars." Odom, a former Marine and University of Idaho graduate, also wrote a list of more than 70 other noteworthy martians. The list was comprised of local and national religious leaders, politicians, and others including Elizabeth Warren, Nancy Pelosi, Patty Murray, Mitch McConnell and "every single [Israeli] Prime Minister since 1948."

I'm sorry, but I'm not buying any list of undercover congressional hypersexual amphibian-humanoid Martians that doesn't include Louie Gohmert. (False Flag! False flag!).

However, if this consideration doesn't make it into the model for the next poll of likely Republican primary voters, somebody somewhere should get fired. Also, I am happy to live in a country where a man so desperately in need of help as this guy is has such easy access to all kinds of firearms.

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Bruce Holder · San Juan High

I know hypersexual amphibian-humanoid Martians. Hypersexual amphibian-humanoid Martians are friends of mine. Hypersexual amphibian-humanoid Martians would never disquise themselves as Democrats. Hypersexual amphibian-humanoid Martians require moist warm environments such as found in deep red southern states.

Francis Volpe · Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

There are less than 100,000 Scientologists in the world. More people watched Drumpf's infomercial last night than that, and what THOSE people believe is far more worrisome. (Speaking of the political world's answer to Billy Mays, either Drumpf owes CNN, MSNBC and Fox News a big pile of money for an hour's worth of commercial time, or all the other candidates are entitled to an hour of completely free time between 9 and 10 p.m. in the very near future.)

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics...ians-guns/

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