I thought about it but I've decided I still don't

I thought about it but I've decided I still don't know enough about stocks. I'll just live vicariously through those of you who can hold both long and short positions on the same (no, make that any) stock.

I was smart enough to know not to let myself margin trade. At least I got that going for me.

I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.