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FW: MAKE YOUR DAY.
date: 25 February 2016 at 18:22
subject: Fw: Make your day.
This is a good one.
Read to the end for a chuckle.
THE DONALD’S FIRST DAY IN OFFICE
1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco
Rubio are sworn into office.
2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress
convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the
illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare
farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of
Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces
that an independent group of healthcare management
professionals is hired to handle healthcare services
for poor and low income people.
They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and
Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public
healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare
insurance premiums for working Americans are
reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of
taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in
the U.S improves 100%.
3. Newly appointed Department of Homeland
Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate
deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border
to control illegal immigration and the immediate
deportation of illegal's with criminal records or
links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social
Security IDs are required by every American citizen.
Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries
that represent a threat to the safety of American
citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves
American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several
prisons are closed.
4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and
Economic Development Carly Fiorina eliminates
more than half of the Government agencies
operating under the Obama administration
saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise
100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government
Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of
the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal
Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The
instructions consist of two pages. The Federal
Reserve is audited. The move saves American
Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax
revenue.
6. Hillary Clinton is in prison, where she belongs.
Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and
Al Sharpton who are serving time for "Hate
Crimes". She bitches at them constantly from
behind the bars of her cell in what some call cruel
and unusual punishment.
7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he
belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy
Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews
and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at
10 AM and discuss the success and benefits
of Communism and Socialism throughout the world.
They also wonder when the "Mothership" is going
to pick them up and return them to their home planets.
8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans,
doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on
the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear
physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7
except it is easier to use.
9. Barack Obama flees the United States under
cover of darkness and returns to his homeland
of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He
deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported
that he was last seen wandering through the jungle
singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.
10. A committee is not established to determine
what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer
dollars are saved.
11. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in
Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the
State of Illinois on election days.
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