Hey Sgt. Schultz, I don't raise my arm to 'pledge

Hey Sgt. Schultz, I don't raise my arm to 'pledge to vote' and I don't believe you need to know anything more than that I served and that I was honorably discharged, from a branch that you would have tried to get out of the first night in boot camp, unsuccessfully unless you were peeing in your skivvies.

Which, considering all of the whining you do here, might have been a possibility!