Manliness Test: (still LOLing-FUNNY) 1) In the
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Posted On: 02/27/2016 5:40:36 PM
Manliness Test: (still LOLing-FUNNY)
1) In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A) Lovemaking
B)Screwing
C)Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2) You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A)Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B)Your blood test results.
C)Five tequila slammers
3)You time your orgasm so that:
A)Your partner climaxes first.
B)You both climax simultaneously.
C)You don't miss the big game on TV.
4)Passionate,spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A)Healthy,creative love-play.
B)Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C)Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend ever needs to find out about.
5)Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:
A)The best part of the experience.
B)The second best part of the experience.
C)$250 extra.
)Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A)No great concern of yours.
B)Not a problem-she can join a gym.
C)A conservative estimate.
7)You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A)A myth
B)An oxymoron
C)A moron
8)Foreplay is to sex as:
A)Appetizer is to entrée.
B)Primer is to paint.
C)A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9) You feel a gas attack coming on. Do you:
A)Hold it in with clenched buttocks.
B)Reluctantly let it go, and mutter an apology.
C)Let it rip and race around the room giving high fives.
10)A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A)Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B)Probably is too uptight and a waste of your time.
C)Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
Manliness Test (results)
If you answered A more than seven times, check inside your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered B more than seven times, check into therapy.
If you answered C more than seven times, you Da Man!
1) In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A) Lovemaking
B)Screwing
C)Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2) You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A)Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B)Your blood test results.
C)Five tequila slammers
3)You time your orgasm so that:
A)Your partner climaxes first.
B)You both climax simultaneously.
C)You don't miss the big game on TV.
4)Passionate,spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A)Healthy,creative love-play.
B)Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C)Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend ever needs to find out about.
5)Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:
A)The best part of the experience.
B)The second best part of the experience.
C)$250 extra.
)Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A)No great concern of yours.
B)Not a problem-she can join a gym.
C)A conservative estimate.
7)You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A)A myth
B)An oxymoron
C)A moron
8)Foreplay is to sex as:
A)Appetizer is to entrée.
B)Primer is to paint.
C)A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9) You feel a gas attack coming on. Do you:
A)Hold it in with clenched buttocks.
B)Reluctantly let it go, and mutter an apology.
C)Let it rip and race around the room giving high fives.
10)A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A)Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B)Probably is too uptight and a waste of your time.
C)Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
Manliness Test (results)
If you answered A more than seven times, check inside your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered B more than seven times, check into therapy.
If you answered C more than seven times, you Da Man!
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