"IT'S A BOY" I shouted... tears rolling down my
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tears rolling down my face. "I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"
It was at that moment I decided never to visit Thailand again.
Lost: pet unicorn.
If you find it, please share your drugs.
Kids eat free today?
Nice... in that case, I'll have a glass of water and my son will have the steak and shrimp combo with a kids draft beer.
You're Twitter famous huh?
I talked to someone in person today…I win!
Me as a parent
Kid:
I can't sleep, there's a monster under my bed!
Me:
There's no such thing as......
Aghh argh It's got me it got me...
Just joking, it only eats kids...Night!