I have no account over there anymore. I was banned

I have no account over there anymore. I was banned sometime last summer. I responded to the likes of bobbyturd, eturd, scotturd, etc and when they had deleted a sufficient number of posts, many of them salient and on point, they banned me "for life". Besides, I have no interest whatsoever in retrieving any old posts there. That would be like dating your ex wife.

Lord, help me to be the person that my dogs think I am...