I admit I'm of two minds. I'm not sure whether the

I admit I'm of two minds. I'm not sure whether the barrage of false comparisons comes from someone who is clever at arguing an incorrect point by trying to fool people with misdirection, or whether you are actually someone who genuinely thinks illogically. I give you the dubious compliment of assuming you're actually smart and think we are all stupid people who will believe fallacious arguments.

You're wrong on that too.