HeavenThree married guys die and meet St.Peter at
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Three married guys die and meet St.Peter at the pearly gates. Peter asks the first guy, "Did you ever cheat on your wife ? " The gut answers truthfully, " Every chance I got " Peter then points to two doors and says to enter the second one. "
He turns to the second guy asking him the same question. " A couple of times," the guy mutters. Peter tells him to take door two.
Peter asks the third guy," Did you ever cheat on your wife ? ". The guy thinks for about five seconds and says, "Well, yes. You see I was in this saloon in Texas and noticed that they had only one cowgirl working there to take care of all the guys. I asked the bartender how come, and he said 'Well, that's all we need. That filly can suck a baseball bat through a garden hose. So that's when I cheated on my wife".
Peter then told the guy to enter door number one.The guy asks " What's the deal? You sent the others to door number two?"
Peter says, "Yes, and they're both going to Hell......... But you and I are going to Texas!"
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