Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christ
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Posted On: 11/22/2015 4:58:05 PM
Imagine my joy when I was getting out the
Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box.
Such a pity it was a puppy.
A man has a racehorse, never won a race.
Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.”
The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "Why are you sleeping?”
The horse, half asleep says, “Hey, I have to get up at three in the morning."
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her
husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?”
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs.
Some make Slurpees.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black, it took my bike
Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box.
Such a pity it was a puppy.
A man has a racehorse, never won a race.
Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.”
The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "Why are you sleeping?”
The horse, half asleep says, “Hey, I have to get up at three in the morning."
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her
husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?”
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs.
Some make Slurpees.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black, it took my bike
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