A guy goes to see his doctor for a physical. At th
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Posted On: 10/13/2015 5:13:34 PM
A guy goes to see his doctor for a physical. At the end, the doctor has him bend over for the prostate check.
The doctor says, "Um, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of here."
"Doc", the guy says, "That's just the tip of the iceberg."
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
Gosh, I hate waiting in lines.
I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
Ever notice when people reach a certain age, they repeat everything they say. They repeat everything they say.
There are two types of people I hate: racists and Norwegians.
I've reached the age where birthdays aren't what they used to be; you know.............................fun.
If you're looking for sympathy,
you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
I saw a disclaimer that said
" Don't try this at home," so I went over to my neighbors house and tried it.
A lion is screwing a zebra -
Suddenly he sees his lioness approaching over the hill, about to catch him red-handed. "Quick," he says to the zebra, "pretend I'm killing you."
A pint of ice cream shouldn't have an expiration date. It should just say "We both know this will be gone by the end of the night"
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
The doctor says, "Um, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of here."
"Doc", the guy says, "That's just the tip of the iceberg."
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
Gosh, I hate waiting in lines.
I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
Ever notice when people reach a certain age, they repeat everything they say. They repeat everything they say.
There are two types of people I hate: racists and Norwegians.
I've reached the age where birthdays aren't what they used to be; you know.............................fun.
If you're looking for sympathy,
you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
I saw a disclaimer that said
" Don't try this at home," so I went over to my neighbors house and tried it.
A lion is screwing a zebra -
Suddenly he sees his lioness approaching over the hill, about to catch him red-handed. "Quick," he says to the zebra, "pretend I'm killing you."
A pint of ice cream shouldn't have an expiration date. It should just say "We both know this will be gone by the end of the night"
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
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