Before SWAT there was Total Weapons and Tactics
The police departments ended up changing that name.
I'm really not sure why.
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6-foot-4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor piped up, “Your husband is 5-foot-6, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”
The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants him back?”
I just warned my niece that boys will only want one thing from her. So she hid her Playstation 3.
As a male biologist,
I refuse to work with women. They keep faking organisms.
My wife announced that she'd been sleeping with another man for the past five years. "Another man?" I asked. "Who's the first guy?"
The police departments ended up changing that name.
I'm really not sure why.
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6-foot-4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor piped up, “Your husband is 5-foot-6, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”
The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants him back?”
I just warned my niece that boys will only want one thing from her. So she hid her Playstation 3.
As a male biologist,
I refuse to work with women. They keep faking organisms.
My wife announced that she'd been sleeping with another man for the past five years. "Another man?" I asked. "Who's the first guy?"
