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A Golf Story.....................

Several men are in the locker room of a golf clubA cellular phone on a bench ringand a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stopto listen.

MAN: "Hello" 
 WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN"I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000: isit OK if I buy it?" 
 MAN: "Sure, go ahead ifyou like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexusdealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it withall the options."

WOMANGreat! Oh, and one more thing ... I was just talking to Janie and found out that thehouse I wanted lasyear is back on the market.They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000They'll probably take itIf not, we cago the extra eighty thousand if it's whatyou really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN"Bye! love you, too."

The man hangs upThe other men in the locker room are staring at him inastonishment, mouths wide open. He turns andasks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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