A Golf Story..................... Several
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A Golf Story.....................
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Posted On: 04/22/2012 9:18:02 PM
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000: isit OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead ifyou like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexusdealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it withall the options."
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing ... I was just talking to Janie and found out that thehouse I wanted last year is back on the market.They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty thousand if it's whatyou really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him inastonishment, mouths wide open. He turns andasks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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