Hear the latest from Jack and Jill? Jack lost his
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His hag, Sarah, who I hear tell is an ex hooker that split her time between the old Times Square, before its face lift ( yes she is an old pony) and under the monorail in Jamaica Queens. I guess that clientele is some special niche. Kind of like scraping mussels off of barges and microwaving them. Yuck.Clearly an acquired taste.
Anyway, she may have to go back into service as there illegitimate nest egg of ill gotten gains will not last long. Can you imagine all the shares they bought when Jack was working with Barfpilot and flaflyersfag? ALL ILL GOTTEN GAIN!! He will never get to enjoy the price appreciation we will see soon.
The word is that certain people in the industry got together and compared notes.....and they all found out that Jack pulled the same thing on each of them.. Sounds like it is a matter of time. I bet he will wish the FBI gets him quick.
Rumor was goldouche was at the meeting. A double agent! It was wearing nothing but a trench coat and a thong. It has one nasty camels toe I heard. Anyway, I guess he fingered Jack to save his bacon. I also heard goldouche is so severely disfigured from his botched reassignment surgery that they can't tell if that camels toe was his front or his rear.
The world is a size 8 hat band. No bigger. And every once in awhile the left side and right side of the hat gets to meet.
Keep an eye out for an alligator in Fla. being found with a belly full of ass. Jack Ass that is. Hmmmm...Florida and flaflyers fag? interesting.
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