I fully agree it is not that I don't hunt, I do. I

I fully agree it is not that I don't hunt, I do. I was elk hunting a few years back , spent a week in New Mexico, the guide was lost a few times and it kind of irked us, by the last day he thought it would be a good idea to ride in the truck and hold my gun out the window, I said no thanks.
Might as well just run the damn thing over.
I don't call that hunting.
Don't think I won't eat back straps either lol