Things I trust more than Hillary:
Mexican tap water .
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign .
OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection .
A fart when I have diarrhea .
An elevator ride with Ray Rice .
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby .
Michael Jackson's Doctor .
An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran .
A Palestinian on a motorcycle .
Gas station Sushi .
A Jimmy Carter economic plan .
Brian Williams news reports .
Loch Ness monster sightings .
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton .
Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol .
Emails from Nigerian princes .
The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank .
A condom made in China .
A prostate exam from Captain Hook .