My wife calls me a "five times a night" man. I'
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Posted On: 07/21/2015 4:46:53 PM
My wife calls me a
"five times a night" man. I've always had a weak bladder.
I thought my arson addiction
was keeping me from meeting women, then I discovered Match.com.
I just got fired from my job
at the Psychic Hotline. Didn't see that coming.
I asked this girl if she was Jewish. She said, "Why do you ask?". I said, "because you Israeli hot."
The doctor told me that I suffer from compulsive lying syndrome, so I committed suicide yesterday
"five times a night" man. I've always had a weak bladder.
I thought my arson addiction
was keeping me from meeting women, then I discovered Match.com.
I just got fired from my job
at the Psychic Hotline. Didn't see that coming.
I asked this girl if she was Jewish. She said, "Why do you ask?". I said, "because you Israeli hot."
The doctor told me that I suffer from compulsive lying syndrome, so I committed suicide yesterday
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