A guy with two black eyes walks into the bar. a
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Posted On: 07/13/2015 6:51:19 PM
A guy with two black eyes walks into the bar.
and the barkeep says "Wow John how did get two black eyes?"
John-"Saw this lady walking down the street with her dress stuck the crack of her ass, so I reach over and pulled it out and ka-blam she hits me!"
Bartender-"that counts for one eye, how did you get the other"
John-"well I figured since she didn't want it out I pushed it back in"
and the barkeep says "Wow John how did get two black eyes?"
John-"Saw this lady walking down the street with her dress stuck the crack of her ass, so I reach over and pulled it out and ka-blam she hits me!"
Bartender-"that counts for one eye, how did you get the other"
John-"well I figured since she didn't want it out I pushed it back in"
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