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THE 2015 USA WELFARE PLAN For a guy and his girlf

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Posted On: 07/09/2015 8:57:19 PM
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Posted By: acc724
THE 2015 USA WELFARE PLAN
For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids

Follow these proven steps.

1. Don't get married to her.
2. Always use your mom's address to get mail.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother
8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps
9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone
10. Girlfriend get free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home but continues to use moms house to get mail.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you each get to claim head of house hold at $1,800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1,800 a month and never has to work again.

$4,800 free utilities +$6,000 pell grant money to spend $12,000 a year in college tuition free from pell grant +$8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother =
$75,000 a year in benefits…….


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