I was going through airport customs and they asked
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My wife said I'm a useless, lazy slob and she deserves better. I said, "You woke me up at 3 p.m. to tell me that?"
I was having an argument with my wife last night and she accused me of being childish. What does she know, she's just a stinky poopy head.
I just lost my job as
a Disneyland Donald Duck. I didn't fit the bill.
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