What? You don't believe that Apple paid $25 milli

What? You don't believe that Apple paid $25 million to reserve the right to buy a $5 million dollar company? C'mon tonto! Be realistic! There's ponies all around us and they are all eating 4K grass that's the color of the rainbow, so clear that to look at it in HD would make one vomit uncontrollably! Oh my lord, is that a pegasus?! Hey look over there! There's a pony shaped pump drunk driving into the field now! Oh hey, it's not a pump truck after all. It's a septic tank truck, it's full of...oh my lord...it's unloading it's cargo all over the pony grass...who is that at the valve? Why it's der pumpmeister himself. Here, have another jedi mind trick. This *IS* the investment you were looking for...