An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someo

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in
this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to
the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said
this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand
and confess your transgression."

Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her
head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I
never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply
told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and
the congregation roared.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Give me an Amen, Brother!!