You're too smart for me, Golfgod. There's no way

You're too smart for me, Golfgod. There's no way I can pull the wool over your eyes. I was a fool to think I could trick you into selling your shares. Now I'll have to go tell the overlord that all is lost...which will be tricky since the overlord can only be contacted through signals sent via stock trades. Unfortunately the loyal longs have cracked that code and compromised the lines of communication.

Ah but good times, Golfgod--I did manage to trick you into selling your shares at over a dollar per share with my article a few years ago. Luckily you were able to figure out the trick, buy back in and then hold your shares as the stock dropped an additional 90% after that.

Well, I'm out of posts. Now I need to go invest in companies which produce hat-grade tinfoil.

Yes, I understand your penny stock also is the real deal, created with the inventiveness of Edison and destined to be the next Microsoft. Yes, I understand that the delays are also only because your company is making their product and/or technology even more revolutionary.