My dog told me this morning, in 13 year old Standard Poodle language at a healthy 75 Lbs, our lovely 747 passed the mini in Feb, was converted to stealth technology with a long term contract by some guy named John Drago, whoever the hell he is, and by invitation only you can take a free trip anywhere in the world, Latin women included (take your pick), hang out in a 5 Star Hotel, sign his name for everything, and when tired of it all, send him a text and you'll be picked up for the journey home and back to reality.
As for all the drive buys, witnesses that our Lady 747 was parked at Willow Run, it's a Hologram messing with your brain.