I hate being strapped for cash, but you have to
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Posted On: 06/03/2015 4:07:54 PM
I hate being strapped
for cash, but you have to make a living somehow.
I'm married.
In other words, I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body.
I asked the people
in the lobby if the building had an elevator. You should have seen the stairs I got.
I used to know this guy who hung around the corners of maps. He was a legend.
A midget walks into a library
and asks, "Do you have a book on irony?". The librarian says, "Yeah, it's on the top shelf."
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
Attractive.
My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
for cash, but you have to make a living somehow.
I'm married.
In other words, I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body.
I asked the people
in the lobby if the building had an elevator. You should have seen the stairs I got.
I used to know this guy who hung around the corners of maps. He was a legend.
A midget walks into a library
and asks, "Do you have a book on irony?". The librarian says, "Yeah, it's on the top shelf."
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
Attractive.
My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
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