A friend of mine is sick of people making fun of h
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Posted On: 05/31/2015 12:15:42 PM
A friend of mine is sick of people making fun of him for having brittle bone disease. I'm afraid one of these days he's going to snap.
Hey Timex -
If I end up 660 feet underwater, I'm pretty sure I won't need your watch.
Another morning dawns
and once again I've awakened with the woman of my dreams at my side. I'm a lucky man. Best get home before the wife wakes up.
I hear the gay channel
have dropped the soap awards tonight.
You know that look you get from women when they want you? Nah, me neither.
I've been knocking for ten minutes. Don't women answer their bathroom windows anymore?
Dolphins are really smart. Within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and feed them.
I think senility
is going to be a fairly smooth transition for me.
Marriage is about give and take.
You might as well give it to her. She's going to take it anyway.
Hey Timex -
If I end up 660 feet underwater, I'm pretty sure I won't need your watch.
Another morning dawns
and once again I've awakened with the woman of my dreams at my side. I'm a lucky man. Best get home before the wife wakes up.
I hear the gay channel
have dropped the soap awards tonight.
You know that look you get from women when they want you? Nah, me neither.
I've been knocking for ten minutes. Don't women answer their bathroom windows anymore?
Dolphins are really smart. Within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and feed them.
I think senility
is going to be a fairly smooth transition for me.
Marriage is about give and take.
You might as well give it to her. She's going to take it anyway.
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