Future story
3 associates walk into a bar, a drunk, a wife beater and a tape rewinder. They had heard on the STREET that UF was streaming a 4k sporting event and wanted to see it.
They sit down and the drunk shouts "SCAM SCAM SCAM.They charged me 10$ cover and the drinks are 8 bucks a shot!!!!". The tape rewinder guy waives to the waitress " hey honey, can you get me a SPONGE? this table is filthy!" The waitress sponges off the table and gives them some drinks, and the wife beater says" she looks familiar, but I cant put my hand on it"
The drunk asks the wife beater "hey, why do they call you B402 ?" He replies " Cell block B and cell 402" He then turns to the tape rewinder and says, "how come you have been doing the same job for 30 yrs? " He grumbles and blows off the wife beater. They find the 4k tv that has the UF logo in the corner of the screen, and the drunk says " Would ya looky thar, they really are streaming that in 4k!" The tape rewinder says "I bet there is a thumb drive in the back of the tv and I bet that was shot at some high school football stadium"
The wifebeater asks, why are you soo cranky all the time and what do you have against DF?" He replies, "I consider myself and expert in the field and Janice Shell even told me I was. I was arguing on IHUB that you cant stream 4k and DF proved me wrong and made me look like an idiot, and I took a dump on a sponge" The drunk chimes in and say" well surely you bought shares in NTEK to set yourself up for retirement?" He says "no, I actually believed all you guys when you said this would never uplist or get audited fins" The drunk says, " you idiot, ihub is the real scam, we were just messin with folk!" Now the tape rewinder and the and the wife beater are sobbing. The drunk asks " you didnt buy any shares either b402?" He cries " no, I just realized why my beer tastes odd,,,,, that waitress was my ex- wife!!!"
3 associates walk into a bar, a drunk, a wife beater and a tape rewinder. They had heard on the STREET that UF was streaming a 4k sporting event and wanted to see it.
They sit down and the drunk shouts "SCAM SCAM SCAM.They charged me 10$ cover and the drinks are 8 bucks a shot!!!!". The tape rewinder guy waives to the waitress " hey honey, can you get me a SPONGE? this table is filthy!" The waitress sponges off the table and gives them some drinks, and the wife beater says" she looks familiar, but I cant put my hand on it"
The drunk asks the wife beater "hey, why do they call you B402 ?" He replies " Cell block B and cell 402" He then turns to the tape rewinder and says, "how come you have been doing the same job for 30 yrs? " He grumbles and blows off the wife beater. They find the 4k tv that has the UF logo in the corner of the screen, and the drunk says " Would ya looky thar, they really are streaming that in 4k!" The tape rewinder says "I bet there is a thumb drive in the back of the tv and I bet that was shot at some high school football stadium"
The wifebeater asks, why are you soo cranky all the time and what do you have against DF?" He replies, "I consider myself and expert in the field and Janice Shell even told me I was. I was arguing on IHUB that you cant stream 4k and DF proved me wrong and made me look like an idiot, and I took a dump on a sponge" The drunk chimes in and say" well surely you bought shares in NTEK to set yourself up for retirement?" He says "no, I actually believed all you guys when you said this would never uplist or get audited fins" The drunk says, " you idiot, ihub is the real scam, we were just messin with folk!" Now the tape rewinder and the and the wife beater are sobbing. The drunk asks " you didnt buy any shares either b402?" He cries " no, I just realized why my beer tastes odd,,,,, that waitress was my ex- wife!!!"
