As you can see, the imaginary battle with, er *col

As you can see, the imaginary battle with, er *colluding entities\" is quite real for these peeps. Having bought a few hundred bucks worth of PTOI back at $6.00 was the entry-fee for being a soldier in this epic battle involving trillions of dollars. A small price to pay for fighting such an important war against the invisible nefarious enemy.

Never mind that each of the dozen pinkies over the last nine years for which they fought that same battle all went belly-up.

Go figure.