Here's a hypothetical and yes, Rosy scenario. Slides failed on mini-evac, FAA says no good. Igor flips out and reads them the riot act and threatens to sue, since every carrier in the world is flying around with a ridiculous fail rate on slides, as recently brought to public attention by Delta flight 1086. Our crew did great, It was an FAA certified vendor who's product failed and the FAA said we have to use, thus costing us $25000 a pop (5 slides at $5000+ each to pack). Who the hell is going to pay for this crap, knowing that it's a crap shoot to have us keep retaking a test that "Baltia" has realistically passed 4 times now. Now the FAA Rep goes to his Bosses, again, and maybe they are reconsidering their policy. In the meantime, The "full disclosure" reference on the FB page, basically says that they can't give info to anyone who can trade the stock (us). Those who have PP shares and are locked in don't matter, so only we small fry have to be kept in the dark since were trading online every day (SEC rules).
Another scenario.... LT got busted sitting outside the fence at Willow Run with a video camera....and peed in the parking lot....